The other night at 9:00pm, a pair of Mormons show up on my doorstep. I had difficulty arguing the lateness since I was in the middle of playing Lego Batman with my daughter, though I managed to slip out of any lengthy conversation by stating that I was about to get the kids to bed (something I legitimately should have been doing). A part of me secretly imagined what might ensue if a pair of Jehovah’s Witnesses had happened upon my porch at the same time. The following morning during my commute, I imagined myself playing devil’s advocate with them regarding their faith. But really, who am I to throw stones – they are entitled to their beliefs. Though I’d like to think that I’m equally entitled to my privacy. If they return, it will likely be to square off with my better half – after which they won’t be back. 🙂